Morning of many wrongs?

On the road again! On my way to the north of Sweden and Umeå to teach a Sh'Bam module. :) As I arrived at the airport I was immidiately approached by a salesperson from Amex saying "Hi! Do you have a minute?".

Now consider this:
1) It's morning.
2) I'm tired.
3) I need to check in and eat breakfast before my flight.
4) I don't need another credit card.

So what do I reply? I keep walking past her, give her a brief smile and say:
"No, thank you."
Now the fun starts. She replies to my back:
"What do you mean no thank you??
I keep walking and say over my shoulder:
"Talking to anybody in the morning - no thank you."
Now I've come quite a bit away from her so she raises her voice and almost shouts at me:
"Morning?! It's almost ten o'clock - more like pre-noon!"

I check my watch. 8.57 am. Please God, let her not work on commision. For her sake.

Bought a chicken/bacon/cheese salad and sat down in a pink sofa to Facebook/blog/read news and enjoy my food..


But it didn't last to long unfortunately. A BIG black nasty insect was hidden between two salad leafes halfway down. Yuck! Returned the salad and just had a coffee instead (Yes, coffee! Don't ask me why. Guess I like the cute patterns they make with the foam..?).


When I finally arrived at the gate there where quite a few travellers standing around so I thought everthing was cool. It was at least ten minutes to take off (I think) and the guy says:
- "Åsa right?"
- "Oh, am I among the last ones?"
- "You're the last one."

Oh well. Up and away - and don't walk under the wing.. ;)


So I'm flying with Norweigan Airlines right..


And what do they put on the tail?


Confusing..

Time to land soon. Gotta go. Have a good one everybody!

C ya. /Å